This Would Not Be In The News Had He Been Aborted

This is a prime example of your inner child taking over and making you do something stupid.  Had his mom swallowed or at least had him shot up her crapper, he’d never exist.  Instead we get to hear about a young transvestite who slaughtered a goat high on bath salts.  However, every horrible story has a silver lining.  While we here at Rock Against Children don’t endorse animal cruelty we recognize that the goat was a gift for a child.  This child must have a strong hold on his parental slaves, because a goat is kind of up there with a pony.  So we do ever so slightly nod our heads in approval; even if we do not condone it.

Read all about it here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/man-high-on-bath-salts-kills-neighbors-pet-goat-i

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