Mechanised Death!
Leave it to the good folks at LG to create a machine that will not only clean the bloodstains off our clown pants, but also dispose of the child. You can read all about it here.
Life’s Good!
Our revolution may be a slow and subtle one, but where there is a will there is a way. I highly encourage writing LG and letting them know that we do not want the locking mechanisms changed and they should not let this Baby Occupied Government make them feel shamed. There were warnings posted on the door, you did your civic duty LG. It is not your fault if they cannot read. We here at RAC suggest that maybe you should start making personal incinerators, for lice infested clothing of course.